{"id":105,"date":"2015-05-29T13:26:16","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T13:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=105"},"modified":"2015-05-29T13:26:16","modified_gmt":"2015-05-29T13:26:16","slug":"message-from-marketing-assistant-okie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"Message from Marketing Assistant &#8216;Okie&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/0725142004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-106\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/0725142004-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"0725142004\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/0725142004-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/0725142004-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/0725142004.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Look into my eyes (\u2018Inky\u2019 has trained me well).\u00a0 I\u2019m too cute and adorable to be ignored.\u00a0 You will do my bidding.<\/p>\n<p>First, fish (btw, fish are yummy) out your wallet\/purse\/European handbag (which is still a purse).\u00a0 Next, get out your credit card.\u00a0 The one with the highest limit will suffice.\u00a0 If you have an AMEX Black card, so much the better.<\/p>\n<p>Now you will go online to purchase me and \u2018Inky\u2019 a lifetime supply of Temptations Treats.\u00a0 You can itemize the expense as a charitable deduction on your tax returns.\u00a0 I swear.\u00a0 I\u2019m too cuddly and awwww-inspiring to lie to you.<\/p>\n<p>Your Omniscience-in-Training,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Okie\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Look into my eyes (\u2018Inky\u2019 has trained me well).\u00a0 I\u2019m too cute and adorable to be ignored.\u00a0 You will do my bidding. First, fish (btw, fish are yummy) out your wallet\/purse\/European handbag (which is still a purse).\u00a0 Next, get out your credit card.\u00a0 The one with the highest limit will suffice.\u00a0 If you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=105\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Message from Marketing Assistant &#8216;Okie&#8217;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[11,4],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","tag-cat-marketing","tag-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":107,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}