{"id":38,"date":"2014-07-22T01:20:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T01:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2014-07-22T01:30:04","modified_gmt":"2014-07-22T01:30:04","slug":"message-from-the-marketing-director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Message From the Marketing Director"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Message from the Marketing Director<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Inky-Eating-0613.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-39 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Inky-Eating-0613-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Inky Eating 0613\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Inky-Eating-0613-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Inky-Eating-0613-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Inky-Eating-0613.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Look into my eyes.\u00a0 You will do my bidding.\u00a0 Rich wants me to talk to you about his upcoming seminars.\u00a0 But those dates are posted on the newsletter front page or you can call (571) 208-0425 for more information.\u00a0 Your obeisance and acquiescence are needed for a much more urgent matter.<\/p>\n<p>Look at my plate.\u00a0 Meow Mix, really?\u00a0 I demand more substantive fare.\u00a0 Look to your left.\u00a0 No, your other left.\u00a0 You should see a shovel in the corner.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t have a shovel, then shame on you!\u00a0 How did you think you could effectively do my bidding without a shovel?!<\/p>\n<p>[Sigh]\u00a0 Alright, you slackers can use your hands instead.\u00a0 Go out to your nearest field and begin \u201cshoveling\u201d dirt near trees or leaf piles.\u00a0 Anywhere rodents are likely to congregate and cower.\u00a0 I\u2019ll be over at a time of my earliest convenience to check your progress.\u00a0 If you do a good enough job finding dinner, I may split the kill with you.\u00a0 Go forth!<\/p>\n<p>Your Superior,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Inky\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P.S.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lowe\u2019s has shovels.\u00a0 Just sayin\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Message from the Marketing Director \u00a0 \u00a0 &nbsp; Look into my eyes.\u00a0 You will do my bidding.\u00a0 Rich wants me to talk to you about his upcoming seminars.\u00a0 But those dates are posted on the newsletter front page or you can call (571) 208-0425 for more information.\u00a0 Your obeisance and acquiescence are needed for a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/?p=38\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Message From the Marketing Director<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,28],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","tag-cats","tag-marketing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hometownestateplanning.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}